at great risk and expense, we have recovered

the powerful LOC Nar

we believe this mysterious green orb was left on earth millennia ago by the aliens, and that they are returning to recover it.  Our possession of the artifact will give us the decisive advantage in the upcoming isetv training exercise.  In addition, we believe the aliens will reward us handsomely for its recovery.

many say the orb is the sum of all evil in the universe, but we are in full control of it and

we will not be defeated!  any who stand in our way will be reduced to dust!